windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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aslightlyangryfeminist:

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this



















What the FRICK

aslightlyangryfeminist:

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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What the FRICK

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snatchedweaves:

room with a view

snatchedweaves:

room with a view


seelywights:

Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖


babefield:

queermobile:

is this philly

imagine walking out of your house and this is the first thing you see

babefield:

queermobile:

is this philly

imagine walking out of your house and this is the first thing you see

(Source: dantethescrub)


elmntry:

im sick of the lies


hot4triangle:

kyrianne:

thatemilyperson:

kyrianne:

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

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I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes