churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

(Source: communistbakery)


voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing


(Source: snypro)


notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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gravi-teamfalls:

themysteryofgravityfalls:

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A neat preview of our new book, Dipper & Mabel’s Guide to Mystery and Nonstop fun, which includes a glossy pull out map & Sev’ral Timez poster, as well as some big hidden secrets that are pretty tough to decode! The perfect gift for the little Dipper in your life

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rgnamills:

"do not talk about the test with friends or online"

rgnamills:

"do not talk about the test with friends or online"


taking the PSAT
student: i don't feel well
student: im going to pu-
student: *runs out of the classroom*
teacher:
teacher:
teacher: *pulls out flamethrower*
teacher: I must DESTROY the answer sheet

alonesomes:

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people


that fucking quote is going to haunt me for the rest of my life oh my god

alonesomes:

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

that fucking quote is going to haunt me for the rest of my life oh my god



insecureillustrator:

I haven’t been feeling well, but I have been feeling Halloween. I had a lotta fun and made a huge mess making this Bro pumpkin [mspa scene].